It just doesn't feel right.

I CAN'T believe it! Okay, so if you read Chrissa's post yesterday, you will have read that Madison made CHRISSA a part of her evil clique! ACCKK!!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!! Chrissa was like, a good friend of mine! Now, Madison won't even let her TALK to me! The worst part is, we share a bunk bed, so when she sprays her perfume(Madison's standards) I smell EVERYTHING!!! I'm coughing ALL night because it stays on SO long!!! UGH!!! I HATE CHRISSA!!! WHY did she have to fall for Madison's, "No, we're ONLY going shopping for ONE new dress," Act! I MEAN, seriously! THAT'S how she got Amber, Ruby, and Sapphire to follow her around! Madison is SOO mean! She is the WORST TO EVERYONE, except for her friends!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CHICK?!?! She has money, power, straight blond hair, TONS of clothes, and friends who are AMAZING(looking) The only bad side to this situation, is Chrissa CAN'T talk to me for SIX MONTHS! She's bound by a code she unwillingly followed(but she now embraces), and after two years, she will LIVE in Madison's manor!!! Oh my gosh, this is HORRIBLE!!!

The worst part, I haven't even said.

Chrissa has blond hair and pale green eyes. She isn't my sister anymore. I don't know her.

She's one of them now.
There's no escaping them, unless we move to Florida. But if SHE moves to Florida, THEY will follow, because they are one.

They are one. They will take her away from our family.

Chrissa now straightens her hair on a daily basis, uses colour guarding shampoo and conditioner, and she wants to grow her hair longer. She has a sudden new interest in fashion, and she smells like a flower that has too much scent all the time. It's HORRIBLE!!! Yesterday, she was my clumsy slightly older sister, who didn't care about how she looked.

Now, she's a TOTAL drama queen, who HAS to wear perfume, makeup, and have super straight blond hair TWENTY FOUR SEVEN. She ONLY wears clothes that Madison approves, and she follows them around like some deranged stalker. She...

She... She's not my sister.


I don't know her anymore.

I'll have to forget about Chrissa, or "Pearl" I guess I should say.

Do I have to join Them to talk Pearl out of it? Or if I do, will I start acting like some couture snob? Madison will be nice to me, but... I'm not cool enough to be with her group.... WAIT A FLIPPING SECOND!!! Madison ONLY chooses LOSERS to become part of her clique, and she morphs them into popular kids! So, if I wear Lily's old glasses, and if I put fake zits on my face, then maybe... ? Just maybe...

~Lanie Holland

Felicity's b-day plan!

If you read all of my "sister's" blogs, you'll know that tomorrow is Felicity's birthday! Now, I have the plan!
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Okay, so I'll lead Felicity to the mall for a while, where I pretend to have forgotten today is her birthday.
Then, the party is officially set up; I mean the tables are placed and treats set out.
I lead Felicity home, where we pretend to be asleep, and we make snoring sounds from the party room.
We walk in together, I flip on the lights, and BOOM! She's a princess for the day!
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Okay, not a princess, but she WILL be the center of attention for the day!!! :D

~Lanie

Well, I have moved in! Oh, and here's a rant, too!

Today, I have moved in with Lily, Hollie, Gwen, and Chrissa! No doll should live alone, and I'm no exception! I am bunking with Hollie and Gwen, and lily and Chrissa are bunking. I envy Chrissa! I would do ANYTHING to bunk with my BFF Lily! UGH! I hate life right now! I STILL look like a blond Jane Austen, and I'm NOT happy! I wish the Christmas party was bigger! It wasn't a big enough occasion for Miranda to take pictures, so I'm QUITE angry! I'm still upset from when my boyfriend Josh dumped me! Well, actually, I dumped HIM! It was what, three months ago? But this is what he said to me,"You shouldn't worry about your future now, worry about the future later!" He is STUPID! At my age, my current actions affect how I'll live later on in life! Sorry for ranting like this, but when I get upset, I think of the few things in my optimistic life that made me mad.

So, the mean girl in my current life: Madison. EVERYTHING is about HER! Or, so she thinks. She is such a (bad word)! Really, when I was shopping for Chrissa's present at Hot Topic at the mall, she came in and made fun of my hair!

Here's the scene:

"Lanie, you know, there's this place called a salon. I think you should go to one! It would give you less disgusting curls, and replace them with sleek, straight hair, like mine!" She waved her golden locks of evil straightness around. A few goth boys stared.

"Madison, I only go to salons to get my hair trimmed! I don't give a @#^$ about WHAT goop you put in your hair to make it straight! I KNOW it's NOT real!" I was starting to create a scene. "And stop staring at her hair!" I told off the teenagers.

She started to 'cry'. "H-how could you be so mean to a poor, innocent girl, like me!" She started to re-draw the attention of teenagers.

I paid for a black hat for Chrissa, and left. Kirsten was waiting in the lobby for me.

"So, what did you buy for Chrissa?"
"Shut up, Kirsten." Whoa. Did I just say THAT?!?!
"Okay then. I see you don't want to talk about it!" Now I hurt Kirsten's feelings!

When we were driving home, I saw a cow. It mooed.
"Hi, cow! Can I borrow some less upsetting times for awhile? No? Okay! I hope you're butchered for meat tomorrow!"
"Lanie! I've NEVER heard you insult ANYONE as bad as you insulted that cow! No Spongebob on TV for a MONTH!" DANG! I LOVE Spongebob!

I am sad. :( No Spongebob.

-The Lovely Lanie

Welcome To Lanie's Lovely Life!!!

Hey! This is Miranda's Lovely Lanie doll, and I'm here to share my life with the WORLD!!! Or, whoever likes dolls; either one will do! I play Wii when Miranda's not looking, I used to be rich by making up 'taxes' that my doll friends had to pay, and I LOVE nature! I go to American Girls of The Past and Present Academy, and Lily Tazo is my BEST friend!!! I MAY have a sister, but it's not confirmed yet... I consider all of Miranda's dolls to be my sisters, so I'm content. I'm the mayor of my doll world, and I LOVE the colors blue and green!!!

First post,
Lanie Holland