My new life at AGPPA Part one.

"Lily, hurry up! the plane leaves in two hours!" Kirsten screeched at me. Really, three A.M. seems a little excessive for a 12 year old doll to get up in the morning, don't you think?



"I'll be down in five minutes! Yeesh!"

So, I learned last night that the school is across the country. California, actually! The plane leaves at five, so I'm 'late' according to Kirsten. Oh, and Kirsten is like my mom. She tells EVERYONE in the house what to do. It makes sense, though. She's the only one of us that can drive. Legally, that is!



"Lily, on the double! Everyone else in this house is eating breakfast! We're WAITING for YOU!"

"I'm just doing my hair! Give me a moment!"

"Do your hair on the plane!"

"But, then I won't look good for airport security!" That's me, for ya! Self-absorbed.

"Fine! But don't come crying to me when you're forced to eat a pop-tart before we leave!" Yeah, when Miranda went to California, she was late to breakfast, and her dad forced her to take a pop-tart. Then, she didn't finish it, so she put it in her carry-on bag. Her stuff then had cookies and cream goop on it.



"WE'RE LEAVING IN TWO MINUTES, LILY! HURRY UP!" You could hear Kirsten from the moon!



"FINE! I'LL COME DOWNSTAIRS!" My footsteps thumped down the stairs. I hope there are no six year old kids on the plane. I HATE little kids!



"ONE MIN- oh. here's your breakfast."

"Hey, Lily! Can you BELIEVE we're going to California?" Hollie bursted at me. I braced for a ramble of how excited she was.

"Hollie, have some more toast to eat in the car. You'll starve!"

"Yes, mother." Hollie complained. We call Kirsten 'mother,' because she acts like one.



"OH! EVERYONE IN THE CAR!"

"What about Sonali?" Gwen ALWAYS mentions important stuff at the last minute.

"I'm right here!" Sonali was eating breakfast with her Hello Kitty pajama's still on.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" Kirsten boomed.

"Eating!" Sonali yelled. Hehehe, this is funny!



"WE'RE GOING ON A PLANE TO CALIFORNIA! GET UP, GET DRESSED, AND GET IN THE CAR!!!!" Man, Kirsten was UPSET!



"Why? I'm not going to California!"

"ALL OF US ARE!"

"Oh crab!"



Poor Sonali. This is pathetic. Even for her! I don't even know if she packed her pink flower suitcase!



"READY!" How long was that? TWO SECONDS?!?!

"Wow, uh... Get in the car! We've got thirty seconds to get in the car, and drive away! Our flight leaves at five!"

Man, and on New Years Eve, too. Well, school re-starts on Monday, so this makes sense. Well, the next time you hear from me, I'll be at the airport! Toodles!

Well, I have moved in! Oh, and here's a rant, too!

Today, I have moved in with Lily, Hollie, Gwen, and Chrissa! No doll should live alone, and I'm no exception! I am bunking with Hollie and Gwen, and lily and Chrissa are bunking. I envy Chrissa! I would do ANYTHING to bunk with my BFF Lily! UGH! I hate life right now! I STILL look like a blond Jane Austen, and I'm NOT happy! I wish the Christmas party was bigger! It wasn't a big enough occasion for Miranda to take pictures, so I'm QUITE angry! I'm still upset from when my boyfriend Josh dumped me! Well, actually, I dumped HIM! It was what, three months ago? But this is what he said to me,"You shouldn't worry about your future now, worry about the future later!" He is STUPID! At my age, my current actions affect how I'll live later on in life! Sorry for ranting like this, but when I get upset, I think of the few things in my optimistic life that made me mad.

So, the mean girl in my current life: Madison. EVERYTHING is about HER! Or, so she thinks. She is such a (bad word)! Really, when I was shopping for Chrissa's present at Hot Topic at the mall, she came in and made fun of my hair!

Here's the scene:

"Lanie, you know, there's this place called a salon. I think you should go to one! It would give you less disgusting curls, and replace them with sleek, straight hair, like mine!" She waved her golden locks of evil straightness around. A few goth boys stared.

"Madison, I only go to salons to get my hair trimmed! I don't give a @#^$ about WHAT goop you put in your hair to make it straight! I KNOW it's NOT real!" I was starting to create a scene. "And stop staring at her hair!" I told off the teenagers.

She started to 'cry'. "H-how could you be so mean to a poor, innocent girl, like me!" She started to re-draw the attention of teenagers.

I paid for a black hat for Chrissa, and left. Kirsten was waiting in the lobby for me.

"So, what did you buy for Chrissa?"
"Shut up, Kirsten." Whoa. Did I just say THAT?!?!
"Okay then. I see you don't want to talk about it!" Now I hurt Kirsten's feelings!

When we were driving home, I saw a cow. It mooed.
"Hi, cow! Can I borrow some less upsetting times for awhile? No? Okay! I hope you're butchered for meat tomorrow!"
"Lanie! I've NEVER heard you insult ANYONE as bad as you insulted that cow! No Spongebob on TV for a MONTH!" DANG! I LOVE Spongebob!

I am sad. :( No Spongebob.

-The Lovely Lanie

My Christmas present! And misc.

Notice, the one exclamation mark. Not three, but one. Well, I got some crystal earrings, and they go with my Christmas dress! Woo! But, I wanted a sister. We got her on the twentieth, Phoebe's birthday, but... She's Gwen's sister. Not mine. Gwen's. They DO look a LOT alike, but... Gwen already HAS a family! She has Kirsten and Elizabeth! Of course, they ADOPTED Gwen, but still! Now to entirely change the subject.

I am now going to have to pack my bags. I'm going to AGPPA now. All my sisters are going there too. Even Sonali. Chrissa should be happy! So, I don't know what it'll be like! We have a group of talented dolls, but Gwen is EXTREMELY shy! Really, she ran away from me when I moved here a year ago, because she used to think EVERYONE was a serial killer! Well, NOW she doesn't! Well, enough of that! So, I can't BELIEVE I'm switching schools! In the MIDDLE of the school year! What about my boyfriend, Tyler? And my friend Katelyn? Will they miss me? Will I miss them? What will happen?! ARGH!

Welcome To Lanie's Lovely Life!!!

Hey! This is Miranda's Lovely Lanie doll, and I'm here to share my life with the WORLD!!! Or, whoever likes dolls; either one will do! I play Wii when Miranda's not looking, I used to be rich by making up 'taxes' that my doll friends had to pay, and I LOVE nature! I go to American Girls of The Past and Present Academy, and Lily Tazo is my BEST friend!!! I MAY have a sister, but it's not confirmed yet... I consider all of Miranda's dolls to be my sisters, so I'm content. I'm the mayor of my doll world, and I LOVE the colors blue and green!!!

First post,
Lanie Holland

About Our family! Of dolls, that is!

So, for Gwen. She was bought on QVC, and Kirsten and Elizabeth adopted her as family. Gwen felt like she didn't belong, because Kirsten and Elizabeth have blond hair and blue eyes, and she has brown eyes. Later, her REAL sister Hollie came in to the rescue! She adopted Gwen, and now they act like REAL sisters! Gwen has overcome some of her shy-ness with her headstrong attitude. She has learned to use her soft voice for singing, and Gwen plays the piano; which matches her attitude perfectly.

Kirsten's story. She was my first doll. I had wanted her for three months, and I got her for 2007 Christmas. In March 2008, Elizabeth came along, and Kirsten, being the only doll, adopted Elizabeth. Kirsten and Elizabeth were a PERFECT match together; at least until Felicity came. The two were best friends, and Kirsten was left in the dust. Her sister had outgrown her. They still shared a bed, but Elizabeth wanted her own. So, I gave Felicity and Elizabeth a bed, and they shared. Kirsten had been reduced to playing with HER doll, Charlotte. Kirsten was still sad about her sister, but she left the situation as a more mature doll. She bakes for every occasion, and Elizabeth came around after a year. Both are more mature, but NO ONE can make Felicity settle down!

For Elizabeth's story. Elizabeth joined my family on March 13, 2008. She was happily adopted by Kirsten. They had their fun, but Kirsten seemed too, ... prairie oriented. Felicity came along, and Elizabeth found her other half. They rode horses, played around, messed with Kirsten a little, the usual. But, then ELIZABETH outgrew Felicity, and she went back to Kirsten. But, at this point, Kirsten was mature. Elizabeth had changed her mind about how she looked at Kirsten. She wanted to become proper, much like Kirsten. She took tea lessons, leaned how to walk properly, eat properly, and act properly. She had outgrown Kirsten and Felicity, but Felicity and Elizabeth still remained friends.

For Felicity. She joined this family on June 22, 2008. I got her for my birthday, but it was a day early. I took her to American Girl Place in Chicago the next day with her two sisters. She stared longingly at Kit's tree house. She wanted Julie's bed. She wanted to ride Steps High. She just wanted to be a kid. Elizabeth met her the previous day, and she noticed this rambunctious twinkle in Felicity's eye. She KNEW this twinkle meant trouble. That night, the three went home, and Felicity rode her new, and at the time, only horse until dawn. Elizabeth only became friends with Felicity because she thought he had settled down. She didn't. She put Elizabeth in a coma, soiled half of their dresses, and messed up Kirsten's hair. By now, another horse was here, named Starlight. Felicity had taught Starlight new tricks. She was living the life. Until, Elizabeth left. She had cried for weeks, and those weeks turned to months. Her only hope was a new doll. A year after my birthday, Chrissa came into the family. She had helped everyone have a better relationship. Until Sonali came. Sonali and Chrissa made a MESS of the town; tipping beds, and tables and such. Sonali turned weird, and Felicity is still rambunctious, with her friends Kirsten and Gwen.

Here's Hollie's story. Hollie doesn't have much of a story yet, but she came into the family last Monday; Phoebe's birthday. She went to many places in two days. She was pointed at and called 'a dolly' by six year olds. She fights with her ten year old sister Gwen. They sing together. Hollie will be joining AGPPA before school restarts. Hollie has found her voice by slowly integrating into society. She has learned to sing so many Christmas carols, she forgot some! Hollie slapped Gwen in the face when she met her, and that meant war. They will both enroll into AGPPA before 2011. My dad ate my fudge! Sorry, I lost track... So, Hollie has a good sense of style, and she REALLY wants to redecorate Chrissa's house!

This is the story of all the dolls on this blog for now, so... Bacon, Dolls, and Ham! ;)

New school!!! :D

After Christmas break, I will be OFFICIALLY going to AGPPA! ALL my sisters will sign up for it, too! YAY!!! :D/:)/:0/;)

Hello, Newcomer!

We have a NEW sister! Her name is Hollie Annabeth Jacobs, and her little sister is Gwen! She will be joining our fine blog, so we all can't wait! I hope she likes dollchat as much as she likes her new home! YAY! WELCOME! You'll be bunking above Gwen, but below Chrissa, who's below Lily! HAVE FUN! Oh, and be sure to debate once in awhile, okay? BYE!!! ;)/:)/:D/:0

-All of M's dolls!

YESSS!

THERE ARE FINALLY PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE!!!!!!!!!!! YEA!!! I am SOOOO happy! But, my present is tiny. :( Sonali and Lanie have bigger presents than me. How could SONALI have a BIGGER present than ME?!?! I'm Miranda's favorite doll(I'm worried if that will still be the same when Maria comes) Well, at least the presents have bows in my size! What should I do now? Wait. One word. Sabatoge.

Chrissa is getting an ipod(I helped pick it out) Miranda wants an ipod (key word, WANTS. She wants an ipod touch) Felicity doesn't want anything, just an orange. Elizabeth wants a new sister, Kirsten wants a cook book, Gwen wants a new quilt(she'll get it with that new quilt book Miranda's getting for Christmas. (She peeks, a LOTTTT...) Chrissa wants new fabric, and that should be it!

Miranda wants an ipod touch for the games. Her friend has an app. called the moron test, and she LOVES it! I hope she gets it! Really, she WANTS IT! Help me. She talks about it all the time! I'm her favorite doll, so she ALWAYS talks to me about it!!! :( I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!

-P.L.H.(Peace love and hugs) Lily Tazo ;)

Aww...

Nobody voted on my poll... :( Clarification time! My new doll will be named Maria Annabeth Jacobs, but I may call her Heidi sometimes. Her favorite color is red, and she LOVES the movie Sound of Music! (Hmm... coincidence... the main character in that movie is named Maria...) She plays basketball, and her BEST (She is friends with everyone, but her best friends are the following people.)friends are: Me, Lanie, Kirsten, and Gwen. She is vegetarian, but she secretly craves bacon... She is obsessed with the game Animal Crossing Wild World, and she plays the Wii when Miranda's not looking! She's a brave doll, NOBODY plays the Wii when Miranda's home! Oh, and Maria's C.O.O. (Country of origin) is Holland, but she moved to the U.S.A. when she was two. That's about ALL you'll need to know about Maria!!! :D

I'M GETTING A NEW SISTER!!!

Her name is Maria Annabeth Jacobs, and she is SO COOL! She looks just like Miranda's mom's best friend, and she almost named the doll Heidi! That would've been a cool name, *Miranda walks in* "No, Lily. Her name WILL be Heidi! Heidi's a cool name." Heidi Annabeth Jacobs... cool...

Hello again, my fellow colleagues!

I am sad. I am not going to be going to my exclusive private school anymore. I am going to.......................................

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Canada. Yep, I'm moving to CANADA. Oh, woe is me. I would rather live here, but my dad found a great job there as a pharmacist. Yeah, so he'll take the job, be an intern for awhile, and he'll be studying at the University of Saskatchewan. Miranda has a backpack from there. She'll be going there one day, and I hope I see her. WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?! I don't know what school I will be going to, AND, I don't know ANYONE! help! :(


-Lily Tazo. :(

Today... Oh what happened today...

Well, Chrissa started to be a model, but Sonali thought she was cooler. So, in short, there was a big fight about it. Chrissa was buying some stuff for her new room, and Sonali stalked her there. So, they started to fight, and I had to clean it up! I'm the other model, so I was very upset. I had to carry Sonali to a coffin so she can be revived,(yeah, they killed each other. They'll feel THAT in the the morning! hehe...) I carried both of them while they were on a stretcher, and It was TORTURE! Well, BYE!!! (;